So my sister dropped the ball last weekend. "Can you take Aiden to the new Minecraft movie?" she texted at 7:30 AM on Saturday. I was hungover and annoyed, but the kid's been obsessed with those blocky characters since he was like 6, and I'm trying to win the "cool uncle" award this year.
Little did I know I was walking into the middle of a cultural phenomenon that would nearly get us banned from our local AMC.
What the hell is a Chicken Jockey anyway?
For those of you who haven't been dragged to this movie by a Minecraft-obsessed child (lucky you), a Chicken Jockey is apparently some rare thing in the game where a baby zombie rides around on a chicken. The movie features this bizarre creature in a gladiator-style showdown with Jason Momoa's character.
I'd never heard of it before. Aiden, however, would NOT shut up about it the entire drive to the theater.
"Uncle Mike, when the Chicken Jockey shows up, we HAVE to yell really loud!"
Wait, what?
TikTok ruins everything (again)
Turns out there's this whole viral trend where fans go absolutely bonkers when Jack Black's character screams "Chicken Jockey!" in teh movie. And by bonkers, I mean BONKERS. We're talking popcorn throwing, people climbing on each other's shoulders, and—I'm not making this up—some idiot brought an actual chicken to a screening in Florida last week.
God. Teenagers are exhausting.
I spent $42 on tickets and snacks (highway robbery), and as we settled into our seats, I noticed something weird. The theater was PACKED with teens who definitely weren't there with their parents. They were huddled together, giggling and showing each other their phones.
When the moment struck...
I knew we were in trouble when the scene approached. Aiden was practically vibrating next to me. Then it happened—Jack Black yelled "Chicken Jockey!" and the theater ERUPTED.
Some kid three rows ahead jumped onto his friend's shoulders. Popcorn rained down like confetti at a parade. Someone set off what I'm pretty sure was a banned firework (in 2023, I watched a guy lose two fingers to one of those on July 4th, so I know what they sound like).
My 11-year-old nephew, bless his heart, stood on his seat and screamed at the top of his lungs. I yanked him down so fast he spilled his $7 Sprite all over my new Nikes.
The usher wasn't having it
Poor kid couldn't have been older than 19. Walked in looking like he'd seen a ghost at a family reunion—terrified but trying to act tough.
"If anyone stands on their seats again or throws anything, you're out!" he announced, voice cracking slightly.
His response was met with a chorus of boos. Someone called him "Herobrine" which apparently is some kind of Minecraft insult? Aiden tried to explain it to me, but I was too busy dying inside.
Why are theaters freaking out?
After surviving the rest of the movie (it was actually pretty good, not gonna lie), I went home and fell down a rabbit hole researching this madness.
Turns out theaters worldwide are dealing with:
- Torn up seats and property damage
- Kids climbing on each other and getting hurt
- Actual FIREWORKS being set off indoors
- In one case, a live chicken that escaped and ran through the theater
Some places have started banning unaccompanied minors. Others are searching bags for contraband popcorn (I'm not joking). The Regal near my apartment is actually leaning into it—they're hosting special "Chicken Jockey friendly" screenings where you can yell all you want.
My sister owes me big time
When I dropped Aiden off, he immediately told my sister about our "awesome" experience. Her face went pale when he described standing on the seat and screaming.
"Did you let him do that?" she whispered while he ran off to play Minecraft.
Listen. I tried my best. But containing the excitement of a middle schooler during a viral movie moment is like trying to stop a tsunami with a beach towel.
She's taking him to see it again next weekend. Her problem now.
And those Nikes? Still sticky. Adn they were limited editions too. FML.
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