Forget endorsing Prezzo – Love Island’s Davide will be waiting tables there by Christmas

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THE great Andy Warhol said everyone would be famous for 15 minutes . . . but he presumably hadn’t banked on this year’s Love Island winners being quite so uninspiring.

While Davide Sanclimenti, a man who looks as though he’d eat himself given half a chance, and his “girlfriend”, Ekin-Su Cülcüloğlu came bounding out of the villa expecting superstardom, they haven’t reached the dizzy heights.

I labelled Davide Sanclimenti and his ‘girlfriend’, Ekin-Su Cülcüloğlu a pound-shop Posh and Becks ut even that’s starting to look flattering given Davide has just signed up to be the face of Knorr stock cubes

The sooner pretty folk with no discernible talent – such as Davide – are consigned to holding up food additives on social media, the quicker youngsters will realise they’re better off getting GCSEs than relying on Instagram to make their millions

I labelled them a pound-shop Posh and Becks, but even that’s starting to look flattering given Davide has just signed up to be the face of Knorr stock cubes.

Yet it’s a good thing.

The sooner pretty folk with no discernible talent are consigned to holding up food additives on social media, the quicker youngsters will realise they’re better off getting GCSEs than relying on Instagram to make their millions.

Announcing new recipes, Davide helpfully said: “I love to incorporate Knorr’s products into my favourite dishes. I can count on them to bring even more flavour to the Italian classics.”

It doesn’t sound like he’ll be troubling the Michelin guide – though perhaps he could advertise its tyres?

For the right fee I’m sure he’d cheerily wear one.

In fact, crank up the cash offer a touch and he’d probably eat it on camera.

Now can we PLEASE stop making stupid people famous.

Some-Finn exciting is going on with Miley’s songwriter Alma and Dua

DUA LIPA has some-Finn special lined up for her next album.

Finnish singer-songwriter Alma has hinted she has been in the studio with her superstar pal.

Dua Lipa, pictured, has been spending time in the studio with Finnish singer-songwriter Alma

In an exclusive chat, she told me: “I love her.

“I never tell before something is released because I’m paranoid it won’t get released if I say it. But maybe yes. Yeah.”

Alma is about to kick off a European tour, including a show at London’s Omeara on November 23.

Next year she will release her second album and fans should also expect to hear new songs from Miley Cyrus.

Alma wrote the US singer’s 2019 hit Slide Away.

She explained: “I was at a party in LA and saw Miley and she went, ‘Oh my God, Alma, I love you’. It was unreal.

“We sat down and played demos to each other.

“I played a rough demo of Slide Away which she fell in love with.

“I stayed in LA for, like, six months to work with her.

“We wrote so many tracks.

“There’s definitely more stuff coming with her.”


DUA, Stormzy, Becky Hill and George Ezra have signed up for the second night of Capital’s Jingle Bell Ball with Barclaycard next month, joining Aitch, Tiesto and Joel Corry at London’s O2 Arena on December 11.

The previous day will feature Coldplay, Lewis Capaldi and Sam Smith.


SAM’S MISS IS A HIT

SAM SMITH spent four weeks at No1 with Unholy but the team behind the singer were baffled by the quirky song when they first heard it.

The racy tune, which features Kim Petras, was such a departure from Sam’s trademark ballads that they weren’t convinced it would be a hit with fans.

Sam Smith’s team were baffled by quirky Unholy when they first heard it, but the tune spent four weeks at No1

Sam explained: “I sent Unholy to my team and everyone was like, ‘What is this?’ They were confused.

“They were like, ‘What is the brand? What are you trying to do here? This is not Stay With Me’.

“I said, ‘I’m the brand. I can be anything. I can sing anything I want to. And I want to lean into that with my genres’.”

Sam told Zane Lowe on Apple Music 1: “I’ve always wanted to be an artist that changes it up every single time. That’s the dream. I want to bring out my opera album when I’m 40.”

VIC IS RADIO GA GA

SHE was Queen of the Jungle after I’m A Celeb in 2015 now Vicky Pattison wants to become Queen of the Airwaves.

The reality TV favourite hopes to follow in the footsteps of Heart Breakfast host Amanda Holden and land a full-time radio show after guesting this week on Heart North East.

Vicky Pattison hopes to follow in Amanda Holden’s footsteps and land a full- time radio show after guesting this week on Heart North East

Vicky told me: “Amanda is my absolute girl crush, I am obsessed with her.

“So any comparisons between myself and her I take as a huge compliment.

“The dream is to have my own show and to join the Heart family permanently.

“Hopefully I will impress and all the northern listeners like me.

“I’m feeling really nervous but super excited.”