God. I nearly knocked over an elderly woman this morning rushing to Aldi. Not my proudest moment, but when those garden SpecialBuys hit the middle aisle, it's basically the Hunger Games with shopping trolleys.
The German discount supermarket just unleashed 38 new outdoor bits today, and lemme tell you - my tiny concrete patch that I generously call a "garden" is about to look unrecognizable. My partner took one look at my shopping list and just sighed. He knows the drill by now.
The Middle Aisle Madness
I arrived at 8:03am (yes, I timed it) and there was already a queue. A QUEUE! For garden stuff! The woman behind me was clutching her coffee like it contained the elixir of life and mumbling something about needing the water feature before her sister-in-law got it first. Family drama at its finest.
Everything's priced between £1.99 and £299.99, which means I can pretend I'm being responsible while simultaneously maxing out my credit card on things I absolutely don't need but desperately want.
My editor bet me £20 I couldn't get through this shopping trip spending less than £50. I lost that bet within 4 minutes of entering the store.
Wait... is that a £150 water feature for FIFTY QUID?
The star of teh show has to be this massive garden water feature for £49.99. Robert Dyas sells something nearly identical for £150! The Aldi one even lights up with built-in solar bits, which means I can pretend I'm at a fancy spa retreat when I'm actually just sitting in my pants eating crisps after dark.
I bought it. Obviously.
There's also practical stuff if you're into that kind of thing. A retractable garden hose for £34.99 (similar ones at Screwfix go for £150!) and this cordless electric weed killer for £14.99 that's basically the same as the Hozelock one Argos flogs for £70.
Those Honeycomb Lanterns Though...
Listen. I'm not normally one for cutesy garden decorations. My style is more "whatever survived the winter" chic. But these honeycomb lanterns at £4.99 each? I bought three. They come in grey, pink and this rainbow option that's going to look absolutely ridiculous next to my half-dead lavender plant.
For comparison, Sainsbury's sells Habitat ones for a tenner each, and they're not nearly as pretty.
I feel stupid now because I bought all three colours even though I definitely don't need them.
The £300 BBQ That's Actually a Bargain (I'm Trying to Convince Myself)
Back in 2018, I spent £450 on a BBQ that my brother-in-law managed to ruin within two summers. His response: "Already updating my resume for when you need a new grill master."
Aldi's Midi Kamado BBQ is £299.99 - making it the priciest thing in the range. But it's basically a dupe of that 'The Egg' thing by Boss Grill that costs £479. So... I'm saving money by spending £300? That's how it works, right?
It grills, it smokes, it makes woodfired pizzas. And I'll probably use it exactly twice before it becomes an expensive garden ornament.
Victorian Lamp Posts That Won't Require a Second Mortgage
The Victorian-style solar garden lantern is just £19.99 and looks like something you'd find outside a posh country house. I checked online - National Lighting sells a similar one for £205.93!
That's 90% cheaper. NINETY PERCENT.
I bought two. Don't judge me.
Bug-Repelling Candles (That Actually Look Nice?)
I grabbed one of these concrete citrine candles for £4.99. They're supposed to keep mosquitoes away, which is important because those little bloodsuckers seem to think I'm an all-you-can-eat buffet every summer.
The candle burns for about 30 hours adn comes in white, black or grey. I went with grey because it matches my soul after checking my bank balance.
Habitat sells a similar citronella candle for £15, so I'm basically a financial genius right now.
The Fake Plant Wall That Fooled My Neighbour
I've killed exactly 17 plants since January. Poor things never stood a chance. So when I spotted this faux leaf trellis for £24.99, it was a no-brainer.
You can choose between laurel (boring) or violet (obviously the one I picked). It expands to 90 x 180cm, which is perfect for hiding the ugly fence my neighbour put up last year after our "discussion" about his cat using my vegetable patch as a litter box.
I actually texted him a photo of the trellis after I installed it, and he asked how long I'd been growing it. VICTORY.
The same thing from Blooming Artificial costs £98. That's an £80 saving that I immediately spent on other Aldi stuff.
The Aftermath
I spent £147 in total. Don't tell my partner.
If you want any of this stuff, you need to move fast. When I left at 8:45am, half the display was already decimated. Check your local Aldi's middle aisle, but remember stock varies between stores.
Always compare prices before buying, even though I clearly didn't follow my own advice. Trolley is good for checking if you're actually getting a deal or just being sucked in by clever marketing (like I was).
Was it worth it? Ask me in July when I'm sipping something cold under my new solar lanterns, pretending my tiny patch of concrete is actually a Mediterranean villa.
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