I can't believe I'm writing this. A bloody POUND for Poundland. The irony's so thick you could spread it on toast.
Walking past my local branch yesterday (the one in Strood where I once bought those hideous Christmas decorations that fell apart before Boxing Day), I wondered how long it'll survive. The place was practically a ghost town - three customers max and shelves looking sadder than my bank balance after payday.
The bargain chain's spectacular nosedive
Gordon Brothers - remember them? The lot who bought Laura Ashley right before everything went tits up - are apparently gagging to get their hands on Poundland. According to sources who spoke to the Sunday Times, bidding kicks off Tuesday for the chain and its 825 UK shops.
My mate who works in retail finance (and who, incidentally, owes me £40 from our last pub quiz disaster) reckons several turnaround investors are circling like vultures. These are teh companies that specialise in scooping up businesses that are on their knees, hoping to breathe new life into them.
Gordon Brothers from across the pond seem to be leading the charge, though bidding hasn't officially closed. Other mystery buyers might still pop up out of nowhere.
A quid? Seriously???
One insider told the Sunday Times the price tag is "effectively a pound." I mean... I've spent more on a coffee this morning.
God. The whole thing feels surreal. This is a chain that employs over 18,000 people across 825 shops.
Currently, Poundland belongs to Warsaw-listed retailer Pepco, who seem desperate to wash their hands of their British problem child.
What the hell happened?
Last month, Pepco brought in advisory firm Teneo to orchestrate the sale. Back in March (or was it April? My memory's shocking these days), they announced they were exploring "all strategic options" to cut Poundland loose from their brand.
The Polish parent company seems keen to focus on their European ventures that actually make money. Can't blame them, I suppose.
Pepco previously threw a tantrum about employer National Insurance hikes and minimum wage increases. Classic corporate moaning about having to pay people properly... though in fairness, retail margins are brutal. I spent 3 years in that industry back in 2018 and still have nightmares about the Christmas rush.
The numbers don't lie (even when we wish they would)
Profits at Poundland took a catastrophic £641 million nosedive in the year to September. Executives pointed fingers at sluggish sales and Rachel Reeves' economic policies.
A spokesperson also blamed the massive loss on "a non-cash impairment at Poundland that relates to the acquisition of the UK chain in 2016" - which is corporate speak for "we paid way too much for this thing and now we're admitting it."
Listen. I've made some dodgy purchases in my time (like that exercise bike now serving as an expensive clothes hanger), but nothing on this scale.
The disappearing act: stores already gone or on death row
If your local Poundland hasn't already vanished, it might be on this grim list:
Chiswick High Road closes May 28th (my cousin's birthday - she'll be devastated, gets all her party supplies there). Copdock Mill Interchange in Ipswich shuts May 20th. St George's Centre in Gravesend already closed last week.
Clapham Junction Station in London - gone since May 2nd. Belle Vale Shopping Centre in Liverpool shut up shop May 6th. Brackla in Wales closes May 24th.
Connswater Shopping Centre in Belfast closed end of March. Maidenhead, Sutton Coldfield and Macclesfield all vanished last year.
Poor staff. Imagine going to work each day wondering if your store's next.
I'll be watching this unfold with a mixture of morbid fascination and genuine concern. For a pound, I'm half tempted to scrape together some investors and make a bid myself... though my track record with houseplants suggests running a national retail chain might be slightly beyond my capabilities.
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