
I'm still in shock. Seriously. The news hit me yesterday when my mate Jonny texted: "Horticulture's gone. Doors locked. WTF?" I thought he was having me on. That place was PACKED every weekend!
Newcastle's hospitality scene just took another gut punch with Horticulture (both locations) and El Guapo cocktail bar suddenly shuttering. No warning. No explanation. Just... gone. Like that ex who blocks you on everything overnight.
The Ghost Restaurants of Newcastle
Back in 2020 when Horticulture first opened on Pilgrim Street, I remember thinking it wouldn't last six months. Too fancy, wrong location. God, was I wrong. Five years of slinging those ridiculous espresso martinis (they had like 40 variations) and small plates that cost more than my hourly wage, and the place was thriving. Or so we thought.
The Newcastle spot became teh place to be seen. I once sat two tables away from Si King of the Hairy Bikers who was tucking into what looked like the best plate of scallops I've ever laid eyes on.

That outdoor terrace? Pure gold during those three days of actual sunshine we get up North.
What the hell happened?
A spokesman for the venues finally broke silence with the most corporate non-statement ever: "We are regretful to inform you that both Horticulture venues and El Guapo are currently closed. We are, at present, undertaking advice before deciding upon the next steps for the future. We will update in due course."
Translation: We're completely screwed.
The real story? Same one killing restaurants everywhere. Energy bills through the roof, ingredients costing a fortune, and wages that actually need to cover, you know, living. My friend Melissa worked there part-time and found out she was jobless via Instagram. Poor girl.
The Whitley Bay dream that barely got started
The saddest bit might be the Whitley Bay location. Opened in late 2024, it was barely out of its nappies before getting axed. I spent £78 there last month on dinner with my sister. The food was incredible - this prawn dish with some kind of chili sauce that I'm still thinking about. Now I'm wondering if they knew the end was coming even then.
Listen. I'm not naive about the restaurant business. My cousin lost $43K trying to open a sandwich shop in 2018. It's brutal out there.
Another one bites the dust... and another one gone
El Guapo hurts differently. Those margaritas were legendary. My editor bet me £20 I couldn't finish their spiciest taco last summer. (I won, but at what cost to my digestive system?)
It had only recently taken over from another failed bar. The curse of that location continues.
The North East hospitality scene is starting to look like a ghost town. We've lost 5 major restaurants in the last 3 months alone.
The bigger retail apocalypse
This isn't just a Newcastle thing. The Centre for Retail Research dropped some terrifying numbers: 13,479 stores closed for good in 2024. That's 37 EVERY DAY.
Independent shops bore the brunt with 11,341 closures, while bigger retailers shut 2,138 locations.
Over half these closures happened because businesses went through insolvency proceedings... which is fancy talk for "drowning in debt with no life raft in sight."
New Look is next on the chopping block, with about 91 stores at risk when their leases expire. That's a quarter of their entire operation, with 8,000 jobs hanging in the balance.
I feel stupid now for complaining about the price of those espresso martinis. Maybe if I'd ordered a few more, they'd still be open.
...Probably not.
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