I nearly had a breakdown yesterday. Seriously. After 6 months of blissfully ignoring my walls in the dim winter light, BAM – April sunshine comes streaming through my windows and suddenly I'm living in what looks like a toddler's art project gone wrong. Food splashes by the kitchen table (probably from that pasta night when my sister-in-law brought over that red sauce), mysterious smudges at shoulder height, and enough cobwebs to film a budget horror movie.
My mom dropped by unexpectedly (of course she did) and gave me THAT look. You know the one. The "I raised you better than this" look that makes you feel about 8 years old again.
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Spider Condos: Eviction Notice Served
First things first – those damn spider webs had to go. They're always lurking in ceiling corners and around windows, like the spiders are just waiting for me to walk face-first into their traps. I grabbed an old t-shirt, wrapped it around a broom, and went to town on those eight-legged squatters.
Here's a trick my grandmother taught me back in 2019 that actually works: spiders hate certain smells. Mix some peppermint oil or vinegar with water in a spray bottle and mist those corner hotspots. My neighbor swears by lemon juice too, but I tried that once and just ended up with sticky walls that smelled vaguely like cleaning products.
No spiders were harmed in this process. Though I did scream when one dropped onto my shoulder. Not my proudest moment.
The $3.47 Wall Wash That Changed Everything
Warm water + a tiny squirt of dish soap = magic. I spent $3.47 on a new sponge (the old one under my sink looked like it might be developing sentience) and went to town on my walls.
Test a small patch first! I learned this teh hard way in my last apartment when I accidentally removed a chunk of paint along with some mysterious sticky substance. My landlord still brings it up.
Wring that sponge out till it's just damp. Nobody wants water dripping down their arms while they're scrubbing walls. Trust me on this one.
Different Stains? Different Weapons.
General scuffs? Grab a pencil eraser. Works like a charm on those black marks that magically appear when you brush past walls while carrying groceries.
I found pen marks from when my nephew decided my hallway needed "improving" last Christmas. White vinegar and water (50/50 mix) took care of that disaster.
Grease stains by the stove nearly broke me. After trying everything, I dumped some baking soda directly on the wall, left it for 15 minutes while I stress-scrolled through TikTok, then wiped it away. Gone! My boyfriend walked in, saw me grinning at a wall, and slowly backed out of the room.
The Secret Arsenal in Your Cleaning Cabinet
Listen. I'm not above using the big guns when needed.
A tiny dab of Cif on stubborn marks works wonders. Those magic eraser sponges from Tesco (£1.50 for four, or part of their two-for-£2 Clubcard deal) are basically witchcraft in sponge form. I bought eight packs last month. The cashier definitely judged me.
My walls now look almost presentable. Almost. Let's not get carried away.
Bargain Alert: Outdoor Furniture That Won't Bankrupt You
Completely changing subjects because my brain works like that... The Range has this Porto outdoor dining set that includes literally everything – tables, chairs, recliners, footrests, and even a parasol – marked down from £499.99 to £249.99. I've been stalking this set since January and finally pulled the trigger yesterday. My credit card is weeping but my patio looks amazing.
Cute Stuff I Don't Need But Bought Anyway
Those little flower stud earrings at Accessorize? Half price at £5. Bought them. Will I wear them? Maybe. Do I already own something similar? Probably. Did that stop me? Absolutely not.
And don't even get me started on the cherry gingham duvet covers I've been obsessing over. Matalan has one for £30, but Asda's version is only £14 and honestly looks better. My bed now looks like a picnic table and I have zero regrets.
Free Stuff (Because My Wallet Needs a Break)
If you're into hiking like me (translation: walking slowly while complaining about hills), the AllTrails app premium version is down from £35.99 to £17.99 with code SPRING25 until Wednesday. Worth it for the offline maps alone after that time I got lost in the woods for three hours adn had to call my dad for directions. Poor man was in a meeting and had to excuse himself to guide his 34-year-old daughter back to civilization.
Tesco has their Fancy Easter eggs half-price with a Clubcard. The dark milk chocolate one is down to £6 from £12. I bought two "as gifts" but we all know where one of them ended up.
Oh, and if you sign up for Cote's newsletter, kids under 13 eat free with a £20 spend. My sister saved £17.50 last weekend taking my niece there. The child ate three bites of pasta and then played games on her mom's phone the entire time.
Want £200? Join the Sun Raffle. Every code entered equals one ticket. My colleague enters religiously and won £100 last year, which she immediately spent on prosecco and fancy cheese. A woman after my own heart.
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