So there I was, scrolling through property listings at 2am (don't judge), when I stumbled across something that made me do a double-take.
Love Cottage. Starting bid: £1.
One bloody pound! My first thought was "obvious scam" but then I saw the photos and... well, let's just say I understand the pricing strategy now. This two-bedroom disaster in Pembroke Dock looks like it's been abandoned since the Blair years, complete with jungle-level garden overgrowth and interiors that would make a demolition crew weep.
The "Grim Secret" Isn't Actually That Grim
Here's the thing though - calling it a "grim secret" feels a bit dramatic. It's not haunted or built on a burial ground. It's just properly knackered. The kind of knackered where you walk in and immediately start calculating skip hire costs.
But here's what caught my attention: those river views are genuinely stunning. I mean, look past the debris and overgrown mess, and you've got Pembroke Dock stretching out like a postcard. That view alone probably adds 30k to the eventual value.
Sean Roper Knows Something We Don't
The auctioneer, Sean Roper from Paul Fosh Auctions, is being refreshingly honest about this wreck. "The mid-terraced property has certainly seen much better days," he says - which is estate agent speak for "bring a hard hat and possibly a priest."
But then he drops some interesting numbers. Holiday let potential? £28k per year net. Long-term rental? £900 per month. Fully renovated sale price? Up to £185k.
I did some quick maths (dangerous, I know). Even if you spend £80k on renovation - and trust me, looking at those photos, you might - you're still looking at a decent return.
That Garden Though...
The real goldmine here might be teh massive garden that extends down Meyrick Street. Roper mentions selling off parcels of land to individual houses, which is actually quite clever. You could potentially fund the entire renovation just by flogging bits of garden to neighbours who want extra space.
Smart money says someone's going to snap this up for way more than £1, renovate it properly, and make an absolute fortune.
Why I'm Tempted (But Won't Bid)
Look, I'll be honest - for about 20 minutes, I seriously considered putting in a cheeky bid. The location's decent, close to shopping areas and transport links. The A40 connection means you're not completely cut off from civilization.
But then reality kicked in. I can barely manage to fix a leaky tap without flooding my kitchen, let alone tackle a full renovation project that looks like it needs structural engineers and possibly an exorcist.
Still, for someone with actual DIY skills (and a strong stomach), this could be the deal of the decade. The auction runs from June 24-26, starting at midday and ending at 5pm. It's one of 80+ lots, so there's clearly a market for these diamond-in-the-rough properties.
Sometimes I wonder if I'm missing out on these opportunities because I'm too risk-averse. Then I remember my last attempt at home improvement resulted in a £400 emergency plumber callout.
Some dreams are better left to braver souls than me.
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