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I Spent £12 on Cream Cheese So You Don't Have To (Spoiler: Aldi Wins)




Look, I'll be honest with you.

My obsession with Philadelphia cream cheese started back in 2019 when I discovered you could make a decent cheesecake with it in under an hour. Since then, I've probably spent close to £300 on the stuff – slathering it on everything from morning bagels to late-night crackers when I'm too lazy to cook actual dinner. But recently, staring at that £2.08 price tag at Asda, I had what my flatmate calls my "penny-pinching epiphany."

What if the supermarket knockoffs are actually... good? Like, really good?

So I did what any reasonable person would do. I bought seven different cream cheeses, lined them up on my kitchen counter like some sort of dairy science experiment, and taste-tested them all on crackers. My neighbor thought I'd lost it. (She wasn't entirely wrong.)



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The Gold Standard (That's Bleeding My Wallet Dry)

Philadelphia Original - £2.08 at Asda. Yeah, that's per 200g tub, not per kilo. Mental.

Per 100g you're getting 226 calories, 21g fat, 4.30g sugar, and 0.75g salt. The taste? Absolutely perfect. Creamy, rich, spreads like a dream, and makes everything better. I get why it's the household name – this stuff is genuinely brilliant.

But here's teh thing (and yes, I'm keeping that typo because I'm still slightly annoyed about the price): it's literally double what some supermarkets charge for their versions. And after what I discovered, I feel a bit stupid for not trying alternatives sooner.

Rating: 23/30 (loses points for making my bank account cry)



The Absolute Winner That Nobody Talks About

Aldi Full Fat Soft Cheese. 95p. NINETY-FIVE PENCE.

I actually did a double-take when I tasted this one. It's basically identical to Philadelphia – same creamy texture, same rich flavor, spreads just as easily. The nutritional profile is almost identical too (229 calories, 21.5g fat per 100g). I tried it on crackers, then got excited and made a jacket potato with spring onions for lunch just to test it further.

My conclusion? This is Philadelphia's twin that somehow costs half the price.

I texted my sister immediately: "Stop buying Philadelphia. Go to Aldi." Her response: "Are you having a breakdown?" Fair question, but no – I'm having a financial breakthrough.



Rating: 30/30 (perfect score, fight me)

Sainsbury's Tries Really, Really Hard

Stamford Street Co. Soft Cream Cheese - 95p

Okay, Sainsbury's own-brand stuff usually impresses me, adn this was no exception. Lower calories than most others (202 per 100g), lovely consistency, pleasant cheesy taste without being overwhelming. I tried it on bagels with cucumber and it worked beautifully.

The only reason it didn't beat Aldi was because it's slightly less rich – still excellent, just not quite that Philadelphia-level indulgence. But honestly? For 95p, I'm not complaining.



Rating: 26/30

Asda: Decent But Pricey

£1.48 for Asda's own soft cheese. Still cheaper than Philadelphia, but when Aldi and Sainsbury's are doing it for 95p...

The taste was genuinely good though – rich, creamy, mild, spreads perfectly without tearing your bread apart (we've all been there). Simple ingredient list, no weird fillers. It's a solid choice, just not the best value when better options exist for less.

Rating: 23/30



M&S: When You Want to Feel Fancy

£2 for M&S Full Fat Soft Cheese. Almost Philadelphia prices for... well, not quite Philadelphia quality.

Don't get me wrong – it's nice! Light flavor with a lovely tang, spreads beautifully, great for dipping vegetables. But at nearly the same price as the original? I'm not convinced. It's like buying a really expensive cover band when you could just see the actual artist for the same money.

Rating: 20/30

Waitrose: Meh

£1.95 for Essential soft cheese that's... essential-ly bland.



Clean ingredient list, which I appreciate, but the taste just wasn't there on its own. I ended up using it in a pasta dish with herbs, where it performed fine, but for nearly two quid? Come on, Waitrose. You can do better than this.

Rating: 18/30

Tesco Disappoints (Sorry, Tesco)

£1.50 for "Smooth & Versatile" soft cheese that was more watery than smooth.

I really wanted to like this one – the branding looked promising, the price was reasonable. But it just tasted... thin? Like someone had diluted proper cream cheese with milk. I made a cheesecake with it later (waste not, want not), and it worked fine for that, but there are much better options for less money.

Rating: 18/30

The Verdict That'll Save You Money

Go to Aldi. Buy their 95p cream cheese. Thank me later.

I've been a Philadelphia loyalist for years, and I genuinely cannot tell the difference between it and Aldi's version. Same taste, same texture, half the price. It's one of those rare wins where the budget option is actually just as good as the premium brand.

My shopping habits have officially changed, and my wallet is already thanking me.


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