Holy crap, is it just me or did summer suddenly decide to show up without warning? I stepped outside this morning and nearly dropped my coffee when I realized I wasn't freezing my ass off for the first time in months.
Listen. After spending all winter staring at my sad, neglected lawn through rain-streaked windows, I'm suddenly panicking about getting the garden sorted. My sister's already talking about hosting her annual "beginning of summer" BBQ at my place (thanks for the heads up, Jen), and my grass currently looks like some kind of post-apocalyptic wasteland.
The Robot Revolution My Lawn Desperately Needs
So I was doom-scrolling through Lidl's app last night when I spotted something that made me sit up so fast I scared my cat off the sofa. Lidl's launching this Parkside Robot Lawnmower that might actually save my garden reputation. And teh best part? It's only £199 if you reserve it through their app!
That's £150 cheaper than the B&Q version. One hundred and fifty quid! That's literally a weekend away or a decent dinner for four with drinks in London.
Why am I weirdly excited about a lawnmower?
Back in 2018, my neighbor got one of these robot mowers. I spent the entire summer watching this little machine zip around his garden while I sweated behind my ancient push mower that I inherited from my dad. The jealousy was real.
This Lidl version can handle gardens up to 500m² and mows for 45 minutes before needing a 60-minute charge. It's got three adjustable area modes and five secondary modes for spot mowing (whatever that means - I'm not exactly Alan Titchmarsh).
They're even selling a little garage for it!
The Fine Print (or How Not to Screw This Up)
Here's where it gets slightly complicated. You can only get the £199 price if you reserve it through the Lidl Plus app between April 7-13. Otherwise, you'll pay £249 in store when it arrives on April 24.
God. I feel stupid now because I've been shopping at Lidl for years without the app. Apparently it launched in 2020 and has over 10 million users. Where have I been?
To reserve one, you download the app, click on the mower, choose your store, and then collect between April 16-19. Just don't forget to scan the app when you pay or you'll miss the discount.
B&Q's Version: Worth the Extra Cash?
I checked out B&Q's MAC Allister Robot Lawnmower too. It's £350 (ouch) and only covers up to 300m² compared to Lidl's 500m². It does mow for 15 minutes longer though... is that worth an extra £150? My wallet says hell no.
My brother-in-law spent nearly £400 on a robot mower last summer. His response when I texted him about Lidl's version: "already updating my resume to apply at Lidl." Poor Mark.
Lidl's Getting Fancy With Their App
Apparently this is part of Lidl's first-ever Click, Reserve and Collect trial. You can now reserve those random middle aisle treasures (you know, the aisle where you go in for milk and come out with a paddleboard and welding equipment) up to two weeks before they hit stores.
Their Chief Customer Officer, Jassine Ouali, sounds pretty pumped about it: "We're always exploring bold new ways to enhance our customers' shopping experience and are pleased to be in a position where we can bring this latest trial to life."
Corporate speak aside, this actually seems useful for once. Those middle aisle deals always sell out before I can get there.
Bottom line: Set a damn reminder
If you want one of these mowers at the £199 price, mark your calendar for April 7. I've already set three alarms on my phone because I'm not missing this.
Just imagine... sitting in a garden chair with a cold drink while a little robot does all the work.
That's my kind of gardening.
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