OK, I need to talk about this. Someone at the NHS thought it was a brilliant idea to compare their blood donation supervisor to teh most feared villain in the galaxy. And it cost them nearly thirty grand. I'm not making this up.
When Team Building Goes Horribly Wrong
Back in 2021, Lorna Rooke and her NHS colleagues were doing one of those mind-numbing team-bonding exercises - you know the kind. This one had a Star Wars theme (which honestly sounds way better than the corporate values bingo we did at my last workplace retreat).
Here's where it gets weird.
Mrs Rooke had to take a phone call during the exercise, so a helpful colleague filled out her personality questionnaire. When she returned, surprise! According to this scientific assessment, she shared personality traits with none other than Darth Vader himself. The murderous Sith Lord who choked people with his mind and blew up planets. That guy.
But Vader's Actually a Great Leader... Right?
The NHS tried to defend this spectacular blunder by claiming Vader had "positive attributes" - apparently being a "very focused individual" who can "bring a team together" makes up for the whole mass-murder thing? Employment Judge Kathryn Ramsden wasn't buying it, saying it was "little wonder" Rooke was upset.
I mean... imagine coming back from a phone call to find your colleagues essentially saying, "Congrats! You remind us of a psychopathic space villain in a black helmet who terrorizes the galaxy!" Poor Lorna.
The £28,989.61 Question
While Rooke lost several claims including unfair dismissal and disability discrimination, she won her case for "detriment" - legal speak for "your workplace did something really stupid that harmed you." The tribunal awarded her £28,989.61 in compensation.
My friend who works in HR texted me about this case yesterday. His response: "This is why I drink."
The Dark Side of Corporate Culture
Rooke left her job the following month, though the tribunal found her departure was mainly due to personal circumstances rather than the Vader incident. Still... being compared to someone whose hobby includes lightsabering children probably didn't help employee morale.
I spent 3 years running team-building workshops in my previous job, and let me tell you - there are about 500 better ways to build camaraderie than telling someone they remind you of a villain. Maybe try bowling? Or... literally anything else?
What's Next? Comparing the Finance Team to Imperial Stormtroopers?
Look, I get it. Team exercises can be awkward and boring. In 2018, my manager made us all take a "spirit animal" quiz that labeled me as a sloth. I'm still not over it.
But there's a difference between gentle ribbing and comparing someone to one of cinema's most iconic villains. The fact that an employment tribunal had to seriously consider Darth Vader's leadership qualities is... well, it's something.
And for those keeping score at home - yes, this means there is now legal precedent in the UK establishing that being compared to Darth Vader is officially "insulting and upsetting."
The Empire will not be pleased.
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