God. I've spent the last decade answering pet questions that range from mildly concerning to downright bizarre. Ten years at tails.com has taught me one thing: pet owners are simultaneously the most loving and most confused humans on the planet.
Let me tell you something about pet owners. They'll spend hundreds on fancy cages with multiple levels, but completely miss that their hamster is plotting a Great Escape worthy of Steve McQueen.
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Your Hamster Isn't Biting the Cage Because He's Happy
Michael from Birmingham asked why his hamster Fluffy (seriously, that name...) keeps biting his cage despite having "four levels, a running wheel, lots of treats and tubes." Poor Michael thinks he's created hamster paradise.
Look, I hate being the bearer of bad news, but Fluffy wants OUT. That cage-biting isn't cute - it's desperation. Wild hamsters roam for kilometers each night searching for food and mates. Your fancy multi-level cage? To Fluffy, it's basically prison.
Most commercial hamster cages are laughably inadequate. I once had a client who proudly showed me her hamster's "luxury apartment" that was roughly the size of a shoebox. I nearly choked on my coffee trying not to laugh.
Try converting an old aquarium with solid sides instead. Let Fluffy explore a safe room regularly under supervision. Trust me, he'll be less bitey when he's not plotting his prison break 24/7.
The Mystery of Olly's Never-Ending Foot Drama
Then there's David from Abercynon with his 11-year-old collie Olly. This poor dog has been through teh wringer with twisted nails, infections, and now a toe amputation. The wound won't heal and bleeds during walks even with dressings and boots.
Without seeing it myself, this is tricky. But I'm betting Olly needs complete rest - not just "gentle walks." I'm talking strict crate rest for two solid weeks. Only out to pee and poop, then straight back in.
I know what you're thinking - a collie on crate rest? Might as well try to contain a tornado in a shoebox. But sometimes there's no shortcut to healing.
Fruit for Rabbits? Nice Try, Emma
Emma from Scunthorpe wants to know if her rabbits Pete and Pepper can have fruit as treats. I almost spit out my coffee reading this one.
Can they physically eat fruit? Sure. Should they? About as much as I should eat cake for breakfast.
Back in 2018, I treated a rabbit with severe dental disease because the owner gave it apple slices daily as "healthy treats." Cost the owner nearly £600 in vet bills. Lesson learned the hard way.
If you absolutely MUST give fruit (and I can feel you're going to anyway despite my advice), we're talking microscopic portions - half a grape or a banana slice thinner than my patience on Monday mornings. Once or twice a week, MAX.
Rabbits need hay. Lots of it. Adn pellets. And weeds from your garden (not the chemically-nuked kind). A chewing rabbit is a happy rabbit.
The Cat Who Chose Pets At Home (Marketing Genius)
Figaro the wandering cat disappeared from Gateside last August only to reappear FIVE MONTHS LATER at a Pets At Home store 15 miles away. If that's not brand loyalty, I don't know what is.
Shop worker Ronan spotted him lurking outside and launched a Facebook search that reunited Figaro with his owner Emma. "As soon as I called him, he appeared and headbutted my hand," Emma said.
Listen. That headbutt is cat for "took you long enough to find me, human."
Easter Bunnies Are a Terrible Idea and You Know It
Every year I get at least 3-4 calls after Easter from parents whose kids have mysteriously "lost interest" in their new bunny. Shocking, I know.
The Rabbit Welfare Association reports over 100,000 rabbits need rehoming yearly. During Covid, everyone decided they needed a fluffy companion, and the rabbit population jumped from 1 million to 1.5 million. Now with the cost-of-living crisis, people are dumping them faster than I dump bad dates.
Rabbits can cost up to £15,000 over their lifetime. That's not a typo.
My colleague Rae from RWAF put it perfectly: "One of the biggest reasons they end up in rescue is because kids have lost interest." No kidding. My 8-year-old nephew lost interest in his Christmas drone in approximately 47 minutes.
If you're still determined to get a rabbit after reading this, please adopt don't shop. And get a matched, neutered pair - they're social animals who need companionship that isn't a bored human child.
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