
I nearly spat out my coffee yesterday when I heard Starmer's big "solution" to our car industry crisis. Five more years of hybrids? That's the best he could do? Meanwhile, Trump's over there slapping 25% tariffs on anything with wheels and a Union Jack, and our PM thinks a few tweaks will save thousands of manufacturing jobs.
God. Sometimes I wonder if these people have ever actually spoken to someone who works in the auto industry.
Let me break down this mess for you, because teh devil is truly in the details here (and I've spent way too many hours reading the fine print).
The West Midlands Speech That Left Everyone Cold
So there's Keir, standing at a podium with "Securing Our Future" plastered across it like some corporate motivational poster. He announces £2.3bn to help the EV transition and acts like he's just solved climate change. My mate who works at Vauxhall texted me immediately: "We're still screwed."

And he's right.
The industry response was basically a polite version of "thanks for nothing." Stellantis UK's chief (they own Vauxhall) said they need more to stimulate demand. Ford's UK boss called it a "small step" when they needed a "giant leap." Translation: this ain't gonna cut it, mate.
I spent $230 on charging my EV last month. That's with government subsidies. Imagine what happens when those dry up.
What the hell is a ZEV mandate anyway?
Back in 2022, when I was writing about the original EV transition plan, the government introduced this Zero Emission Vehicle mandate thing. It required 28% of all new cars sold this year to be electric, rising until we hit 100% by 2030.

Under Starmer's "revolutionary" new approach, car companies can now borrow credits from future years to avoid fines. It's like telling your bank you'll definitely pay your mortgage... someday. Just not right now.
And speaking of fines...
£12,000 Instead of £15,000 - Wow, Thanks For Nothing
The original plan would've fined manufacturers £15K for every petrol or diesel car that didn't meet targets. Now it's £12K. I'm sure the multi-billion pound auto industry is breathing a collective sigh of relief over that £3K discount.
Listen. I've been covering the auto industry since 2018, and I've never seen such a half-hearted attempt at solving a genuine crisis. My editor bet me £50 I couldn't write this piece without using the word "pathetic." I feel stupid now.
Your Beloved Prius Gets a Stay of Execution
The one bit of genuinely good news (if you're not ready to go full electric) is that hybrids will stay around until 2035 instead of being banned in 2030.
This means popular models like the Toyota Prius adn that Nissan e-Power thing can still be sold. Which is great if you're one of those people who likes the idea of being green but also wants the security of a petrol engine for those trips to visit your in-laws in Scotland.
I drove a Prius for three years. It was like being in a washing machine on wheels.
Fancy Cars for Rich People? No Problem!
Oh, and if you're worried about Aston Martin and McLaren... don't be! They get a special exemption because they're "low-volume manufacturers." How convenient that the cars driven exclusively by the wealthy get special treatment.
My neighbor just dropped £180K on an Aston last summer. His response when I mentioned the 2030 ban: "By then I'll have moved to Monaco anyway." Poor guy only has three other cars to fall back on.
White Van Warriors Get a Reprieve
If you're a tradesperson or delivery driver, you've got until 2035 before you need to go electric. No new tech requirements will be imposed until then.
From 2030 to 2035, van makers just need to ensure their average CO2 emissions don't get worse than 2021 levels. Which is... something, I guess?
But here's what nobody's talking about: with Trump's 25% tariffs now in place, our car exports are about to fall off a cliff. I talked to three industry analysts yesterday who all said the same thing – we're looking at potential factory closures within 18 months if something dramatic doesn't change.
So while Keir fiddles with mandate percentages, Rome is quite literally burning.
I'll be back next week with more cheerful news from the world of British manufacturing... or maybe I'll just cover the latest celebrity divorces instead. At least those have happy endings for someone.
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