I nearly spat out my coffee yesterday when a mate in government texted me this gem. Two civil servants—bold as brass—attempted to treat themselves to some fancy burgers at Kings Cross using their government credit cards. On a Thursday night! The absolute cheek of it.
These weren't just any government cards either. They're those fancy black ones with teh official crest that practically scream "I'm important." Except this time, when they tried to pay, the till flashed that beautiful message we all dread: DECLINED.
When Your Burger Dreams Get Crushed
God. Imagine standing there, Five Guys wafting its delicious smell all around you, only to discover your gravy train has been derailed.
What these hungry bureaucrats didn't realize was that their burger-buying spree coincided with a massive crackdown. The Cabinet Office had frozen a whopping 20,000 procurement cards last month after someone noticed spending on them had shot up by 400% in just four years. Four years! That's not inflation—that's a spending party.
A government insider who witnessed the whole embarrassing scene told me: "People have complained about greedy civil servants before—but scoffing posh burgers at taxpayers expense takes it to a whole new level. We froze government procurement cards to stop exactly this kind of waste."
The Great Card Freeze of '25
Back in 2018, I interviewed a Treasury official who warned me this was coming. "The procurement card system is like giving teenagers unlimited credit at the mall," he said. His response when I asked if they'd ever rein it in? "Already updating my resume."
Turns out he was right.
The current administration isn't messing around. They've slashed the maximum hospitality spend from £2,500 down to a mere £500. My editor bet me $20 that they'd never actually enforce it... looks like I'm collecting on Monday.
Who Still Gets To Swipe?
I feel stupid now for not realizing sooner how this would play out. The only people keeping their cards are diplomats and government workers stationed in war zones or hostile countries. Which makes sense—try getting a receipt when you're dodging bullets in a conflict zone.
Everyone else? Sorry about your burger cravings.
The Whitehall Diet Plan Nobody Asked For
Listen. I've worked near Whitehall. Those lunch options can be brutal on a regular salary. But expecting taxpayers to fund your Five Guys habit? That's... ambitious.
The whole thing reminds me of when my cousin worked in local government back in 2021 and discovered someone had been charging weekly "team building" lunches at The Ivy. (Poor Janet in accounting nearly had a stroke when she found those receipts.)
This is apparently part of Downing Street's broader mission to slash civil service waste. Which, if you've ever worked in or around government, you know is like trying to empty the Thames with a teaspoon.
But hey—at least those two hungry civil servants in Kings Cross learned a valuable lesson about fiscal responsibility.
The hard way.
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