Christ, I never thought I'd see the day when I'd be writing about Keir Starmer as some kind of automotive white knight. Yet here we are in this bizarre timeline where our PM is desperately trying to shield Vauxhall and Jaguar from the orange man's tariff tirade.
I spent yesterday evening doom-scrolling through images of those massive Trump protest blimps floating above angry crowds in LA. Remember those things from 2018? They're back with a vengeance, and honestly, they're still pretty hilarious in that deeply uncomfortable way.
When "Special Relationship" Means Getting Dumped Via Text
Starmer's heading to the West Midlands today. Poor bloke. He's got that impossible task of explaining to former industrial heartlands why a 25% tariff from across the pond might just be the final nail in their economic coffin.
The PM will be doing his whole "Government that steps up, not steps aside" routine. My editor bet me £20 I couldn't write that phrase without rolling my eyes. I just lost £20.
In what looks suspiciously like a panic move, Keir's extending the sale of petrol and diesel vans until 2035. White Van Man gets a reprieve! The hybrid cars too - your Nissan e-Powers made in Sunderland and those ubiquitous Toyota Priuses that absolutely dominate the Uber pickup lane at Heathrow.
Wait... Elon Wants WHAT Now?
There's this weird subplot developing where Elon Musk seems to be publicly contradicting his boss. While Trump's slapping tariffs on everything that moves, Musk is out there advocating for a "free-trade zone" between America and the EU.
It's like watching your parents argue at dinner. Uncomfortable, slightly fascinating, and you're just hoping nobody throws teh mashed potatoes.
I feel stupid now for thinking these two would be perfectly aligned on economic policy. Turns out even the world's richest man occasionally disagrees with the guy who gave him a government department to run.
Those Fines Nobody Talks About
Buried in all this drama is the news that fines under the Zero Emission Vehicle mandate are being reduced from £15K to £12K per vehicle. That's still a massive chunk of change for manufacturers who can't hit their targets.
McLaren and Bentley get a free pass though. Because apparently when you make cars that cost more than my entire life savings, different rules apply. (I'm not bitter. Not at all.)
Griffith Goes Full Petrolhead
Shadow Business Secretary Andrew Griffith couldn't resist throwing some shade, claiming this is all "more 'Red Ed' than 'Red Bull'" - a dig at Ed Miliband that's about as fresh as week-old sushi.
Listen. I've interviewed Griffith twice. Man loves a motorsport metaphor like a ghost at a family reunion - awkwardly and at every possible opportunity.
"Half cylinders" and "full throttle" in the same quote? Someone's been binge-watching Drive to Survive again.
Meanwhile, Starmer's been working the phones like a desperate telemarketer. Calls with Ursula von der Leyen, Olaf Scholz, Friedrich Merz, and Canada's Mark Carney. The diplomatic equivalent of texting all your exes at 2am hoping someone will rescue you.
America's Having Its Own Meltdown
Across the pond, things are getting spicy. Those "Hands Off!" rallies have spread from LA to New York, San Diego and San Francisco. Thousands of Americans forming human banners on beaches adn marching through Manhattan.
These protests aren't just about tariffs - they're also targeting Musk's Department of Government Efficiency (which, by the way, spells DOGE, because of course it does).
Even Ted Cruz - TED CRUZ! - is worried about a trade war. When that guy thinks you've gone too far right economically, you might want to reconsider your life choices.
An American official claims over 50 countries have contacted Trump hoping to negotiate lower tariffs. I imagine that phone queue is about as pleasant as trying to reach your internet provider on a Sunday.
So What Happens Next?
Treasury Minister Darren Jones dropped the bombshell on BBC that "globalisation has come to an end" - which is either profound economic analysis or the most dramatic way possible to say "we're totally screwed."
I spent $4K on a trip to Detroit back in 2022 to visit auto plants for a feature piece. The workers I met there were already anxious about their industry's future. Now I'm wondering if I should check in on them. Their response: "already updating my resume."
For now, we watch Starmer try to navigate this mess while maintaining that carefully constructed image of competence.
And maybe, just maybe, we should all start being nicer to our local car dealers. They might not be around much longer.
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