I'm watching this White House farewell thing on Friday, and there's Elon Musk standing next to Trump with what looks like he went three rounds with a heavyweight boxer.
Nobody's talking about it. Trump's going on and on about how amazing Musk has been for 130 days, slashing federal spending like some kind of budget samurai, and I'm sitting here thinking - dude, your eye looks like a purple sunset.
Trump Plays Cheerleader While Everyone Stares at the Obvious
The whole thing starts with Trump playing this CNBC clip about personal income tripling expectations. He's practically glowing as he lists off Musk's achievements - cutting offshore USAID projects, being an "incredible patriot" (his words, not mine). Meanwhile, Musk's wearing this black "The Dogefather" t-shirt, nodding and smiling like nothing happened.
But Twitter wasn't having it.
"Does Elon Musk have a black eye in the Oval Office right now?" one person posted. "Oh man, I can't wait for the conspiracy theories."
Another guy wrote: "Is no one going to ask why Elon Musk has a black eye?" Like, seriously - the elephant in the room had a bruised face and everyone's pretending it's normal.
The France Joke That Had Me Rolling
Finally, some reporter with actual backbone asks about the eye. Musk's response? "I wasn't anywhere near France."
I had to rewind that part because I thought I misheard. He's making a joke about Brigitte Macron slapping her husband before they got off that plane. The timing was perfect, honestly.
Little X Packs a Mean Punch
Then comes the real story. His five-year-old son X accidentally clocked him during playtime.
"I was just horsing around with little X and I said, 'Go ahead punch me in the face,' and he did," Musk explained. Trump, who apparently didn't even notice the black eye (sure, Donald), chimed in with "X could do it. If you knew X he could do it."
Musk added: "I didn't really feel much at teh time, and I guess it bruises up, but I was just horsing around with the kid."
Listen. As someone who's been around kids, this tracks completely. They have zero concept of holding back when you tell them to do something.
So Long, DOGE Days
This whole press conference was basically Musk's going-away party. He'd already posted earlier this week that he was stepping down, saying "The DOGE mission will only strengthen over time as it becomes a way of life throughout the government."
Trump confirmed Friday was the last day but insisted Musk would "always be helping all the way." Nobody knows who's taking over - White House spokesperson Karoline Leavitt suggested it'll be some kind of group effort. Good luck with that.
Musk claims DOGE already slashed $160 billion in spending toward his ambitious $1 trillion goal. Whether those numbers hold up... well, that's someone else's problem now.
The Greatest Hits Collection
God, this guy had some memorable moments during his White House stint. Remember when he brought that massive "chainsaw for bureaucracy" to CPAC? Or when he literally set up a Tesla dealership on the White House lawn and Trump stood there gushing about the "computer" inside the cars like he'd never seen technology before?
And X Æ A-Xii (seriously, that name) showed up to the Oval Office multiple times. Kid's probably seen more high-level government meetings than most senators.
Trump's been hinting at this exit for weeks, saying he wished he could keep Musk full-time. But the guy's got SpaceX and Tesla to run - can't blame him for wanting to get back to rockets and electric cars instead of government bureaucracy.
Honestly, the whole thing felt like watching the end of a really weird buddy cop movie. Except one buddy has a black eye from his kindergartner and the other one's the President.
More updates coming as this story develops...
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