I've never seen Westminster this pissed off. And I've covered politics since Blair was still pretending to be a regular bloke.
Conservative MPs are absolutely FUMING right now. Like, red-faced, veins-popping furious at their former chief whip Simon Hart for publishing what they're calling "bedroom betrayals" in his tell-all book. The man spilled the tea about a Tory MP getting caught in a suspected KGB honeytrap at a brothel (of all places), and now his former colleagues are plotting revenge.
Operation "Block the Bastard"
Let me tell you what's happening behind those oak-paneled doors. Tory MPs have launched what they're calling "Operation Hart-Attack" - a secret campaign to block Hart from getting the cushy House of Lords peerage that Rishi Sunak apparently promised him before the election bloodbath.
One MP texted me at 11:43pm last night: "We're going to make sure that treacherous SOB never sits on the red benches. He broke teh code."
God. The venom in that message.
What Did This Man DO?!
Hart lost his seat in July's electoral massacre (along with half the Conservative party... awkward). But before the votes were even counted, rumor had it that Sunak would pop him into the Lords as a consolation prize.
That was before his book hit the shelves.
The diaries revealed that a Conservative MP had to be rescued from a brothel after falling into what Hart described as a "suspected KGB honeytrap." I spent $40 on the hardback copy the day it came out - worth every penny for that chapter alone.
The Unforgivable Sin
Here's the thing about the whips office that most people don't get. It functions like a political confessional booth. MPs tell their darkest secrets, their financial troubles, their marital problems... and the whips keep those secrets in exchange for loyalty when voting time comes around.
Hart broke that system.
One Tory MP involved in the blocking operation told me over coffee (which he made me pay for, despite earning £86K a year): "His book was a disgrace. Simon has destroyed the sanctity and trust of the whips office. A chief whip needs to be trusted and respected by MPs. There is a code – and Simon broke it. He has driven a coach and horses through the system."
The Lords: Where Political Careers Go to Die (Comfortably)
Back in 2018, I interviewed a life peer who admitted after his third gin that the House of Lords was "basically a retirement home with better wallpaper." The place is dripping with tradition, velvet, and old men dozing off during debates.
That's the prize Hart is now likely to miss out on.
Multiple sources confirmed to me that angry Tory MPs have been flooding the House of Lords Appointments Commission (HOLAC) with emails demanding they block Hart's appointment on ethical grounds.
HOLAC, predictably, has said nothing. Those people are like ghosts at a funeral - present but never speaking.
The Whispering Campaign
I called Hart for comment yesterday. His response: "No comment, and please stop calling this number."
Fair enough.
What's fascinating about this whole mess is how it reveals the ancient code that still runs through Westminster like invisible wiring. Politicians can lie to the public, break promises, even crash the economy... but reveal another MP's embarrassing secrets? That's apparently the one unforgivable sin.
Poor Hart. (Or not, depending on your view of political karma.)
The irony is that by trying to cash in on his insider knowledge with a juicy tell-all, he may have cost himself the ultimate insider position - a lifetime seat in the Lords with all the ermine trimmings adn a daily attendance allowance that would make most working people weep.
My editor just walked past and said this story reminds her of that old saying about revenge being a dish best served in the House of Lords appointments process.
I'm pretty sure that's not how the saying goes. But in Westminster, it might as well be.
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