Look, I've been lip reading for about fifteen years now, and let me tell you - catching world leaders in their unguarded moments is basically my favorite guilty pleasure.
So when Emmanuel Macron rolled up to Windsor Castle this morning with Brigitte in tow, I had my eyes glued to the screen. The French president and his wife got the full royal treatment - William and Kate greeting them at RAF Northolt, then the whole Windsor Castle parade with King Charles and Queen Camilla.
The Height Comment That Made Me Spit Out My Coffee
Everything was going smoothly. Handshakes, that classic French double-cheek kiss thing Brigitte did with Camilla (they call it "la bise" - learned that from my French neighbor). Macron even did this sweet hand-on-the-back gesture with Charles.
Then it happened.
Macron looks at William and says to Charles: "He is incredibly tall." Just like that. No beating around the bush.
Charles, bless him, jumps right in: "He is very tall. He's six foot one, he is, ever so." (Side note: Charles is supposedly 5'10" himself, so I get why he'd notice.)
But here's where it gets good - William actually corrects his own father: "Actually, I'm six foot three."
Macron's Cheeky Comeback
This is the part that had me rewinding the footage three times. Macron, who's apparently 5'7" (which honestly makes him taller than I expected), grins and says: "Unlike us, we're short."
The audacity! I mean, the man's standing next to the King of England and he's making jokes about being vertically challenged.
All the Pomp and Circumstance (Because Apparently That's Required)
After the height commentary, they moved into full ceremonial mode. French national anthem, household cavalry, the works. Then came the carriage parade through Windsor - and let me tell you, they went all out.
Charles and Macron rode together in the 1902 State Landau (fancy name for a really old carriage). Camilla and Brigitte followed in the Semi-State Landau. William and Kate got stuck with the French officials in the third carriage - armed forces minister Sebastien Lecornu and culture minister Rachida Dati.
Poor William probably spent the whole ride explaining that yes, he really is 6'3".
Security Was Intense (Obviously)
The police presence was massive. I watched them checking flower planters - flower planters! - around the castle. The processional route went through Datchet Road, Thames Street, all the way to Windsor Castle's Quadrangle.
Meanwhile, I'm sitting here thinking about how Macron's the first European leader to do a state visit since Charles became king. First one since Brexit too, which feels significant somehow.
What Happens Next
Macron headed off to address Parliament after all this. Called it a "great honour" and made some comment about Keir Starmer being the first British leader in 80 years to spend Armistice Day in France.
Downing Street's hoping for "good progress" during his three-day visit. Translation: they want to talk about serious stuff, but first they had to get through the height jokes and carriage rides.
The day ends with a state banquet back at Windsor Castle. I'm betting the seating chart takes height into consideration now.
Honestly, moments like these remind me why I love lip reading. You catch these tiny human interactions that make world leaders seem... well, human. Even when they're surrounded by centuries of royal protocol and enough security to invade a small country.
Macron calling himself short while standing next to the King of England? That's the kind of diplomatic honesty I can get behind.
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