Jesus. I never thought I'd see Anne Robinson back on my screen investigating murder cases at 80 years old. But here we are.
The former "Queen of Mean" (remember how we all collectively decided that was okay in the early 2000s?) is stepping back into journalism with a new Channel 5 show that honestly sounds like it might be the most depressing thing I've watched since I binged Chernobyl during lockdown while eating stale Doritos.
That Hollyoaks tragedy that still makes me sick
First up on Anne's new show "The Sentence: You Be the Judge" is the absolutely gut-wrenching case of Frankie Jules-Hough. If you missed this story last year, prepare yourself. Frankie, a Hollyoaks actress, was pregnant and waiting in her car on the M66 after getting a puncture when some absolute monster named Adil Iqbal plowed into her at 92mph in his BMW.
I remember reading about this while waiting for my coffee last summer and literally having to sit down in the middle of Costa. The barista asked if I was okay. I wasn't.
Iqbal initially got 12 years, which seemed pathetically light to me at teh time. Frankie's partner Calvin Buckley thought so too and took it to the Court of Appeal where they bumped it up to 15 years. Still not enough if you ask me or the campaigners who wanted him locked up for life.
Not only did he kill Frankie, but her unborn daughter died too.
A TV insider (probably someone I've had drinks with at some point - the industry's tiny) told me: "This was an incredibly tragic case, and one which is probably still fresh in the minds of many people. It is also one that will stir up a great deal of debate over exactly what sentence Iqbal should have received."
Why the hell are our sentences so inconsistent?
The show will feature four reconstructions of sentencing hearings. No jury involved in these parts of trials, which is something I didn't actually know until my cousin got into legal trouble back in 2019. You learn the weirdest things in the most unfortunate circumstances.
Anne herself says the programme "tells a jaw-dropping story" and that "The Government needs to watch it." Strong words from someone who spent years telling contestants they were the weakest link. Goodbye.
I think we all need to watch it, honestly.
Vicky P admits she's been lying to us (but not about the big stuff!)
Meanwhile, in significantly lighter news, Vicky Pattison is hosting a new Channel 4 dating show called "The Honesty Box" where 12 singles look for love while being monitored by an AI lie detector. Very Black Mirror, but make it horny.
Our favorite straight-talking Geordie has confessed she's not always been so honest herself: "No one's perfect, I'm a people pleaser. I just want everyone to have a nice time and be liked and stuff like that, so I'm definitely guilty of some white lies here, there and everywhere. But not on the big stuff!"
The show was filmed in Cyprus and uses something called EyeDetect technology that measures changes in eye behavior to catch liars. I spent $4K on a holiday there in 2018 and told everyone it was "amazing" despite getting food poisoning for 3 days. Wonder if the eye detector would've caught that one.
In what might be my favorite production disaster story of 2025 so far, filming was apparently disrupted by... wait for it... a reggae festival at a nearby halloumi factory.
You can't make this stuff up.
Dermot finally gets to say "F*** it!"
Dermot O'Leary seems thrilled to be hosting "Silence Is Golden," where audience members try not to laugh while comedians (led by Katherine Ryan) do their best to crack them up.
Poor Dermot. After years of being Mr. Nice Guy on This Morning, he's finally allowed to swear on TV. He actually drops an F-bomb in one clip, which for Dermot is like watching your primary school teacher get drunk at a wedding.
"I'm at a stage where I just do things that interest me," he told Sunday Times Culture. "And this seemed, well, liberating is not the word. I don't need to be liberated. But there are no constraints at all."
Translation: "I've made enough money to not care anymore and I'm tired of asking celebrities about their new cookbooks."
JoJo's girlfriend has left the chat
Look, we all knew Celebrity Big Brother would be a trainwreck. It always is. That's why we watch it.
The latest drama centers around JoJo Siwa and Chris Hughes getting weirdly close, with other housemates questioning if Chris is just using the US pop star for fame. (Aren't they all using each other for fame? Isn't that literally the point?)
One person who's definitely not here for it is JoJo's actual partner, Kath Ebbs. The Aussie actor has completely stopped mentioning CBB online since April 11th, after previously being JoJo's biggest cheerleader.
Can't imagine why. Maybe it has something to do with Chris telling JoJo he "would kiss her" and they could "have babies together" before sharing a hot tub massage.
I'd switch off too.
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