Look, I'm not gonna lie – I was skeptical as hell about the Switch 2. After Nintendo sold 150 million of these things since 2017, I figured they'd just slap on a slightly better screen, call it a day, and watch the money roll in. Turns out I was dead wrong.
I just got back from Paris where Nintendo let a handful of us media types play with their new baby before anyone else. My fingers still smell like those weird European cookies they kept pushing on us between demo sessions.
The Display: Bigger, Faster, But Not Quite OLED-ier
First impression? The screen is noticeably better. It's not the fancy OLED that would've made my wallet cry, but the new 7.9-inch display running at 1080p is crisp enough to make me forget about my credit card debt for a few blissful minutes. The jump to 120fps is where you really feel it though – everything's buttery smooth in a way that makes the original Switch feel like it's running through molasses.
I spent twenty minutes with Tears of the Kingdom "Switch 2 Edition" and almost missed my next appointment because I got distracted by how damn good it looked. The lighting effects alone... Jesus.
When docked, this thing pushes out 4K HDR to your TV. My apartment neighbor who keeps complaining about my "excessive gaming noise" is gonna absolutely hate me when I bring this home.
Mario Kart World Made Me Yell Profanities at Complete Strangers
The new Mario Kart is a freaking revelation. They've added grinding mechanics (think Sonic meets Mario Kart) and some new items that had me cackling like a maniac when I knocked this poor Nintendo rep off the track during our demo.
There's supposedly this open-world exploration mode too, but they wouldn't let us try it. Typical Nintendo, always keeping the best stuff under wraps. The PR guy just smiled mysteriously when I asked about it, which made me want to play it even more. Smartass.
I also spent some time with Donkey Kong Bananza, which was... fine? Like, it's fun and all, but after Mario Kart World, everything else felt kinda meh. Maybe I was just coming down from my blue shell high.
Wait, They Fixed the Joy-Cons?!
This is the real story. THE FREAKING JOY-CONS ACTUALLY WORK PROPERLY NOW.
Remember how we all developed weird finger muscles just to detach those things? Now there's this magnetic system with a button on the back that makes them pop off with minimal effort. My editor bet me $20 I'd break one during the demo (after I snapped a Switch Lite analog stick back in 2021), but they're surprisingly sturdy.
Battery life is supposedly better too – between 2.5 and 6 hours depending on what you're playing. I'll believe it when I see it, but at least they're trying.
Mouse Mode: Not The Gimmick I Expected
When they first showed us the Joy-Con mouse functionality, I rolled my eyes so hard I nearly saw my own brain. "Great, another Nintendo gimmick that'll be forgotten in 3 months," I thought.
Turns out I'm an idiot.
Playing Super Mario Party Jamboree with the Joy-Con as a pointer/mouse was... weirdly intuitive? I demolished teh French journalist sitting next to me in every mini-game, which either means I'm secretly talented or he was letting me win because I kept buying him drinks the night before.
There's also this GameShare button (labeled "C") that lets you voice chat while playing. Couldn't test it because Nintendo gonna Nintendo, but if it works as advertised, it might finally drag their online experience out of 2005.
So... Should You Start Saving?
Listen. I've been covering Nintendo stuff since the Wii U days (poor Wii U... we hardly knew ye). This feels different. The upgrades are substantial without being revolutionary – exactly what you want from a sequel.
Back in 2018, I spent $4K on a gaming PC that I barely use anymore because the first Switch was so convenient. I have a feeling the Switch 2 is gonna gather even more dust on my expensive PC setup.
If you're on the fence, you can try it yourself starting tomorrow (April 4) at demo events worldwide. Just... maybe bring hand sanitizer. I watched at least three kids wipe their noses and then immediately grab the controllers during a previous event.
And yeah, I still want that OLED screen. Maybe for the inevitable "Switch 2 Pro" in 2027...
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