
I'm so pissed off about this. Just found out my electric shower is basically a money pit, and now it's getting worse from April. Another price hike that nobody asked for and nobody can afford. Great.
So here's the deal: as of April 1st (and no, sadly this isn't some cruel April Fool's joke), energy prices jumped by 6.4%. My neighbor Tom laughed when I told him - not because it's funny, but that hollow laugh you do when you're completely out of options. "What's next," he said, "charging us for breathing?" Honestly wouldn't put it past them at this point.
The Numbers That Made Me Spit Out My Coffee
The average UK household is now staring down the barrel of an £1,849 annual bill for gas and electricity. That's an extra £111 a year or about £9.25 a month thanks to Ofcom's new price cap. I was literally budgeting last night and had to scratch everything out and start again. Dammit.
Electric showers are particularly brutal because they heat water using electricity instead of your boiler's gas. My dad always said they were expensive to run back when he installed mine in 2019, but I ignored him because the installation was cheaper. Feel stupid now.
Wait... HOW much per shower?!
According to this research from Sust-it (who I spent way too long reading about last night when I should've been sleeping), a 10-minute shower now costs between 34p and 49p depending on how powerful your shower is.
If you've got an average 9kWh shower like mine, that's around 41p for a 10-minute shower. Do that daily and you're looking at £2.84 per week.
Over a year? £147.99.
Jesus.
The Power Game Nobody Wants to Play
The breakdown gets even more depressing when you look at different shower powers. Got one of those weaker 7.5kWh models that barely gets teh shampoo out of your hair? That'll be £123.23 annually. Splurged on a powerful 10.8kWh model that actually feels good? Congrats, that's £177.59 a year just to not smell bad.
Sust-it explains: "Electric showers are rated in Kilowatts (kW). Find out the specification of your shower, then use our energy calculator to see how much it will cost to run per day, week or a year. Based on a 10-minute shower every day. Electricity costs are calculated using the UK Price Cap (April 2025) electricity rate of £0.27 per kWh (incl. VAT)."
So What Can We Actually Do About This BS?
My sister (always the practical one in the family) suggested cutting shower time in half. Five minutes instead of ten. Which is fine if you don't have thick hair or actually care about being clean. I tried timing myself this morning and barely got through conditioning before the alarm went off.
The other option is switching to a fixed energy tariff. Martin Lewis (bless that man, seriously) says some companies are offering deals up to 14% cheaper than the price cap. I spent 3 hours last weekend comparison shopping and nearly lost my mind with all the fine print.
The Bigger, Depressing Picture
This is the third quarter in a row that bills have gone up for about 22 million households on standard tariffs. We're paying £159 more per year than the same period last year.
The only silver lining? It's still £531 lower than during the absolute nightmare peak of early 2023. Remember that? I was wearing three jumpers indoors and going to my parents' house just to use their shower.
Apparently, this latest hike is because of reduced gas storage across Europe. Which... great? Not sure how that helps me pay my bills, but thanks for the geography lesson.
Summer Might Not Completely Destroy Your Bank Account
There's one tiny bit of good news. Despite the cap increase, we might actually pay less during spring and summer since we won't need heating. My heating's been off since March anyway because I can't afford it, so no change there!
Jonathan Brearley, Ofgem's chief exec, had the audacity to say: "We know that no price rise is ever welcome, and that the cost of energy remains a huge challenge for many households. But our reliance on international gas markets leads to volatile wholesale prices, and continues to drive up bills, which is why it's more important than ever that we're driving forward investment in a cleaner, homegrown system."
Translation: "Sorry you can't afford to shower, but maybe in 10 years things will be better." Cool. Very helpful for paying next month's bill.
I'm seriously considering just joining a gym for £20 a month and using their showers exclusively. Might actually save money at this point...
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